After a long reprieve

I'm back online.



Situation 1

Art Professor: "What do we have going on here?"

Art Student: "I call it 'Ode to Chucky.' "

Art Professor: "...This doesn't have to do with Chuck-A-Rama, does it?"


Situation 2

A different day, in a different class, a new model was sitting for a portrait.

Art PROFESSOR: "So, have you modeled before?"

Male art MODEL: "[Yesterday, for a sculpture class.]"

Female art STUDENT: "Oh, IT'S YOU! I didn't recognize you with clothing on!"


Situation 3

Art Professor to another Art Professor: "Why don't you have some music in here? It sounds like a bunch of monks painting."